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Kiss my Bass

$1899


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Description

This fish doesn't shy away from us humans! He wants to be touched, tapped, squeezed and kissed... and if you don't give him attention quickly enough, he's sure to razz you! The bass isn't nice or sweet, and eventually he'll fart on someone... and that means you lose! It's a funny game or novelty gift! The talking fish includes batteries and features seven electronic touch points. For 2 or more players.

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Kiss My Bass
Patch Products, Inc. Play Monster

Kiss my Bass

$1899
This fish doesn't shy away from us humans! He wants to be touched, tapped, squeezed and kissed... and if you don't give him attention quickly enough, he's sure to razz you! The bass isn't nice or sweet, and eventually he'll fart on someone... and that means you lose! It's a funny game or novelty gift! The talking fish includes batteries and features seven electronic touch points. For 2 or more players.
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